Rocky Flintstone;

Welcome to this extremely retro website, it has taken years of work so please don't drop any sexual...
or pansexual toys. Thank you!
2020 was a disaster year... 2021 is going to be FANTASTIC!! So I've got you a great deal going at Etsy..
Purchase a signed Book cover Poster and pick another signed one for free... you're welcome... and thanks for being a Belinker!!

Click here fur ze Bisch Burt contract...

Is this really Rocky?

So... Hello and Howdy... we've been busy.... Lockdown 69 & Sweet Treats are now published, but you can read Chapter One of Lockdown 69 at and see the sales details for her penthouse apartment.
UK Amazon links;

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By Apple and B&N for being... "too rude" and the cover... "simply disgusting" what do I do???? Do they know what they're doin?

Book Cover Jigsaw Puzzles anyone?

Jigsaw Puzzles or Playing cards anyone?

A Lockdown 69 Belinda Blinked Jigsaw Puzzle Rocky Flintstone playing cards; Playing Cards

The podcast team were World Touring in 2020... but world events have
overtaken us... so there are some new dates for our rescheduled shows.... all tickets are being honoured for those.
The USA and Canada tour is however being totaly rescheduled.

Rocky signed book
and a Rocky personally signed MDWAP hardback book with your personal message written inside.

Did you know....
Belinda Blinked 1 Spanish translation edition now published both on ebook and paperback.....

Belinda Blinked personally signed Book Cover Posters by Rocky;

I've now got all 6 book cover posters and Bella, all by Mouldy Wood, available from my Etsy store. Also my good friend JB G from
Paris France has drawn a Belinda and the Duchess dressed in their horse riding gear plus all his fantastic cartoon renditions
of Belinda in very tight spots.
Remember you can ask for personalization of the books and posters.
Sam asked for and got.... "the viper in your tits is omnipresent" bit risque..... but you see what I mean!
Katherine asked for...."may your pomegranates hang firm and your rivets stay tight.” brilliant....
Corina requested... "from your lids to the Norse Gods' ears: It Curry Be Wurst *huff puff*".... wow... blown away...
Laura suggested.... "Sorry God... God nodded...." I mean... how could I refuse..... jus prayin....
Michael asked for... "To the bubble butt of the Glee Team, I'll see you in the leather room...." what great prose!
So keep requesting...

Belinda Blinked 1 poster Belinda Blinked 2 poster Belinda Blinked 3 poster Belinda Blinked 4 poster Belinda Blinked 5 poster Belinda Blinked Lockdown 69 poster
Belinda goes riding Poster at Etsy the Duchess Bella poster Accident or Emergency poster Cubicle Confessions poster Cubicle Confessions poster

Personally signed books...

Every so often a dedicated fan would like me to sign one of my books, this was always difficult with postage costs
to the Glee Team (who get really pissed... as they have to post it to me somewhere in the world)
and then returning it again by post.
That was until Erik from Sweden said he would love to purchase a signed book and here they are available from me via Etsy.

My Dad Wrote a Porno hardback Book 1... the annotated version of and including Belinda Blinked 1... jus sayin...
All the books have my signature... plus your 8/10 word message, see above for inspiration... and double plus, a very dubious business card...
and free worldwide shipping!

My Dad Wrote a Porno Hard backed book Belinda Blinked 1 paperback book Belinda Blinked 2 paperback book Belinda Blinked 3 paperback book Belinda Blinked 4 paperback book Belinda Blinked 5 paperback book Belinda Blinked Lockdown 69 paperback book

Sweet Treats is now available on Amazon in paperback and ebook but well....... seeing as we're presently in a bit of a crunch.... why not try out this delicious
Rocky's Crunch Sweet Treats recipe from the recipe book...
and there's also Bella's Surprise Balls...

Rocky Flintstone's Sweet Treats preview

Rockys Pavilion at Etsy

Members Only... click here for the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights
personal Office access point.

HBO comedy special!

The TV one hour HBO comedy special live show has been released with NOW TV and others streaming it.
It's also available to purchase on Amazon Video... Fantastic scenery, directing, music, actors and crowd....
UK link;
USA link;

Our published Book...

My Dad Wrote a Porno is now published worldwide and it's got lots of extra stuff about Belinda Blinked,
me and what the porno team really think I writed....
I also explain why Jim Stirling and his..... bits n' pieces... happened... jus sayin.
Get it here... if in the USA/Canada

OR if you're in the UK/Europe then it's here...

Soooo how did you like the ending of Belinda Blinked 5? Lots to think about......
Here's the links to for the paperback books;


I hope you like the book covers...


So as you know, Belinda Blinked 1 to 5 are on the "My Dad Wrote a Porno" podcasts and are all available
on for Android and also on itunes .. now called Apple Podcasts.... well worth a relisten...

The Belinda Blinked e books;

The ebooks are all on Amazon, iTunes, Kobo, Google Play, B&N and all the usual places... only Amazon for Lockdown 69
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UK links

Have you found Belinda's website yet? Have a look, she can be found at

Ohhh and as promised here's a shot of me in younger days! Ha ha ha ha ha...

Here's the source of Jim's secret.... Brazilian doctors packaging a special order for an American
citizen waiting in the Amazon.

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