Rocky Flintstone;

Welcome to this extremely retro website, it has taken years of work so please don't drop any litter. Thank you!

Hello and Howdy... Breaking News!!

Belinda Blinked 3 and the podcast My Dad Wrote a Porno Series 3 are now released. The podcast can be downloaded every Monday and Thursday mornings.
The ebook is on Amazon, iTunes, Kobo, B&N and all the usual places. The Belinda's Office Xmas Party episode is still on sale at Acast but not iTunes. Don't miss out on the microwaved mulled wine... mind the pints! mind the pints as Ken Dewsbury spills his!

I also need your help, or rather a good Belinker called Jess Lenihan does, you see she has contracted a vicious form of Cancer which I'm raising money for to get her some advanced treatment. You can contribute here;

Help Jess a Belinker

Please don't break the bank, I want us all to do this, so one unit of your curency is enough. Thanks!

Our... that is me and those London media types, new book, My Dad Wrote a Porno is now published in Europe, coming out in the USA this autumn and being published by our good friends Simon and Schuster!!

Waterstones Bookshops

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If you can't get to the stores, they'll post a copy to you!

Click here for My Dad Wrote A Porno and Belinda Blinked Merchandise

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But frankly I have to give a big shout out to Lisa Moylett (Managing Editor) and Jessica Slane of Erotic Review magazine for her wonderfully refreshing review of Belinda Blinked 1, but hey guys, you're getting left behind.. 2 and 3 are now out! Here's the link.

It's so good you don't even have to read the book!

Have you found Belinda's website yet? Have a look, she can be found at

Ohhh and as promised here's a shot of me in younger days! Ha ha ha ha ha...

Here's the source of Jim's secret.... Brazilian doctors packaging a special order for an American citizen waiting in the Amazon.